gonnaslapabitch:

do you ever feel like you have a crush on someone and then the next day you’re like wow no it’s just friendship

and it’s a constant cycle of wow ilu oh wait no i dont no nvm yes i do ah no false alarm

it’s so confusing

Things that turn me into John Greens Giant Squid of Anger

gabydear:

when mom people tell me

1. ‘don’t walk with your feet out like a duck, you are supposed to point your toes in, it helps tighten your stomach.’ 
2. ‘don’t slouch, sit up properly like a lady.’ 
3. ‘clean your room you’re not a boy.’  
   
4. ‘if you ever get a husband how are you going to keep him if you can’t even  cook right?’ pizza
5. ‘you need to exercise more, you’re getting kind of chubby.”  

yeah actually I’m pretty sure walking with your toes pointed in is a bad thing

The amount of blind complacency I see in many people toward societal issues makes me ANGRY.

rabioheab:

so do you guys think the world is going to end in 2012 or what 

I JUST ATE A PEACH RING AND IT DIDN’T TASTE LIKE A PEACH RING

WHAT IF I GET SICK

WHAT IF I DIE?

I have a cat on me. 

He wants me to feed him.